Magical Mystery Poker Tour

Get Cool, Be Cool, Stay Cool!

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I’m not one for poker lingo, but at The Baron’s impromptu home cash game last night, I lost £330 in two consecutive hands - first when someone who will remain nameless played the role of ultimate “calling station”, and then to a “cooler”.

I guess the combination of these results in a “Cooling Station”, which apparently is an ice cream specialist in Highwood, Illinois whose signature production is ice cream cakes. Their motto is “Get Cool, Be Cool, Stay Cool”, which I certainly did not. After a brief hissy fit on the balcony, I said my goodbyes and left.

Before these hands, things weren’t going very well. I was on a stack of about £330 having bought in for £400 - I wasn’t getting hole cards or hitting flops, and got drawn out against on a couple of occasions. However, I hadn’t really stepped out of line in 3 hours, so I was fairly shocked at the hand that followed.

I raise to £4 with 24off. Mini Baron re-raises to £12. Calling station villain calls. I make it £36 and mini Baron passes, but Villain of course calls. I decide that I am going to pot any non-ace flop, and it duely arrives K, J, 7 rainbow. I bet the pot of £100 odd which puts the Villain all in. He SNAP calls with JT for middle pair, no draw and I am crushed. Sigh.

That leaves me with about £150ish which is then lost in the cooler. I raise to £4 with 77 and Wilkinson calls on the button I think. Flop arrives a promising looking 7 5 4 with a couple of clubs. Can’t remember how the betting went, but we got all the chips in and Wilkinson has the straight with and a redraw to a flush. I hit my nut full house on the river, but along the way Wilkinson has picked up a straight flush and that is me done! I guess I am behind all the way on this hand, pre-flop aside, but I can’t really see it playing out any different.

A £397 loss for the night - considering popping in for the £10 rebuy tonight just to exorcise the demons, as at the moment I don’t feel playing poker at all. On the plus side, at least I got a full night’s sleep - 2 of the home game players ended up in The International till 7am, so I suppose £400 is worth it to not feel as ropey as they do right now ;)

PROFIT/(LOSS) USD 2008
Live Holdem Tournaments3,065
Live Holdem Cash475
Live Omaha(190)
Live “Professional” Tournaments(7,436)
Home Games160
Online Holdem Tournaments55,654
Online Holdem Cash16,552
Online Omaha1,210
Sundry1,210

Rake (5,286) TOTAL: 64,133

Replay the hands · 2

The Baron's home cash gameNo-limit Hold'em

24off meets the calling station

JJimbo
MBMini Baron
CSCalling station

Partly reconstructed from the write-up

The Baron's home cash gameNo-limit Hold'em

Full house into straight flush

JJimbo
Wilkinson

Partly reconstructed from the write-up